Assembly Speech

Now I'm sure you have all been wondering who our graffiti culprit are. Lucky for you, we have discovered the identity of our multiple criminals. Our beloved basketball superstar Tom Bishop has decided to take a change in pace from being a basketball superstar to make a career in art. Him alongside with Becca Sawyer were caught red-handed this weekend damaging school property. And as I'm sure you have all noticed, Neither of them is here today. You can be sure i unleashed the worst punishments that are legally possible. Now if any of you other genius's decide you want to become an infamous superstar i recommend you think again. I have gotten permission from each of your parents to send you to a rehab facility if caught with inappropriate articles or acts. Now as I'm sure you will be much more careful about your future discissions, your all dismissed.